“I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain’d, I stand and look at them long and long.
They do not sweat and whine about their condition, They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins, They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God, Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things, Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago, Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth.”
[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.
It’s easy to pollute coastal areas, even for people who live far from the beach. All it takes are a washing machine and polyester clothes.
Polyester is everywhere: The plastic fabric can be used to make fleeces, shirts, pants, furniture and blankets. It’s synthetic, which means it’s created from chemicals in a lab to resemble something natural. Scientists recently found that polyester clothes shed plastic fibers while in the washing machine. During the rinse cycle, these microscopic threads wash down the drain, zip through water treatment plants and end up on the coasts.
This variety of plastic pollution is emerging all over the world, according to Mark Browne, an environmental scientist at University College Dublin in Ireland. In a recent study, he and his team collected samples from the shores of six continents. The samples taken from coasts near big cities had the most pollution from plastic fibers, but the scientists found the contamination in every habitat.
After finding the plastic threads, Browne and his colleagues went looking for the source. Previous studies had shown that wee bits of plastic show up near where water exits treatment plants. With that in mind, Browne went further back in the water-treatment process and took a close look at laundry.
The researchers got to work, repeatedly cleaning synthetic clothes and blankets in washing machines. After each cycle, they rinsed thoroughly and studied the outflow of water for plastic threads. They found that “a single garment can produce greater than 1,900 fibres per wash,” according to a study published on September 6. Fleece was the biggest source of the threads.
Polyester fibers aren’t the only tiny polluters. In a study published in November 2010, Portuguese researchers reported finding tiny plastic pellets in every sample of sand taken from two beaches. These kinds of small plastic balls give a rough texture to products like skin cleaners and paint removers.
Even though they’re very small, the bits can cause trouble in a watery habitat. “In the ocean, plastics act like a sponge” that can absorb other toxic pollutants, Anthony Andrady told Science News. Andrady, who did not work on the new studies, is an expert on polymers at North Carolina State University in Raleigh. Polymers are materials, including plastic, made from long chains of molecules bonded to each other.
The scientific evidence for plastic pollution could point to big problems down the road. “I think these findings are a big deal,” Henry Carson, a marine ecologist at the University of Hawaii at Hilo, told Science News. Marine ecologists study the sea and how the life forms that live there interact with each other and their environment.
“These tiny pieces have the potential not only to get inside tissues of mussels and other animals,” he said, “but to actually move into their cells. That’s pretty frightening.”